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Pink fuzzy sweater: noun- a member of the female species, usually wears excess amounts of pink and enjoys using words such as like and um and cute on a regular basis. Often has a deer-in-the-headlights look on her face and goes berserk with any reference to reality tv, twilight, or large gaudy flowers or bows that go on one's head. Never crosses the threshold of a library from year to year. Thinks if marriage has not been brought up by the second date, things are moving too slow. Likely to fall apart after several wears, melts in the rain.

Khaki trenchcoat: noun-a female with career and family goals, usually ambitious. Enjoys wearing sassy outfits that are up to date but would never be called fad-crazy. Enjoys talking about novels such as East of Eden or Jane Eyre, spends hours in the library, extremely quick-witted, spontaneous and a budding gourmand. Would like to marry but would never rush into things. Durable and hardy, a standard piece in any wardrobe, likely to last a lifetime.